Friday, September 29, 2006

Interesting...

Coach O...

Sorry for the delay in posts...

things have been crazy lately, but do have my latest opus almost ready...

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

What to watch on Wednesday...

Jim Leyland will fire up a few heaters if the Tigers lose again, the Bastards can clinch the AL East and the Wild Card races continue to plow on...

Personal Conjecture...

OK, Tiger Woods gets pissed about an Irish story regarding his wife and porn...

Um, not trying to be all Ryder Cup-centric, but shouldn't Tiger be worrying about the golf? Colin Montgomerie and the rest of the Europeans probably have seen better looking women sunning themselves on St. Tropez (its the only European beach that came to mind) than Tiger's wife...and a quick GIS image search shows some interesting results from her "modeling" days.

Not that I really give a shit about the Ryder Cup, but TIger has more money than he could ever use, a wife who looks like she could be on the cover of "Hot Nordics" and plays golf for a living...let it go, huh?

Even more...Meow.

"CANDY BARS!"

One question I could never get answered--if he is driving a race car, why is he wearing loafers?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Beautiful...

This would be the "and stuff" part, but had to post this one because it is always good for a laugh...

If only Texas Tech would have beat TCU...

I would have posted this link up even sooner...

The things I have learned from this weekend in college football...

From the top 25 to the bottom...

1. Ohio State is just cruising. Host Penn State this weekend, which might make Joe Pa's heart start beating like this woman was walking down the street with a plate of scungilli...At Iowa next week might be a better game...

2. Auburn--Lucky but good. Ought to be on Tommy Tuberville's gravestone.

3. USC--Will they just unleash the Booty? And if Boi from Troy gets on this page, that doesn't mean you, sir..

4. West Virginia-- Greatest. Blog. Name. Ever. Team? A tad overrated, but circle November 2nd, when they travel to Louisville.

5. Florida--Nice win. Pains me to say it, but nice win.

6. Michigan--Lloyd Carr looks like the guard in every prison movie who smiles at the condemned prisoner right before he gives him the gas/injection/final cigarette. I know the maize and blue faithful like him now that he beat ND, but he just ain't right.

7. Texas--You still here? You got your trophy, Mack...time to retire.

8. Louisville--Nothing against Tom Jackson, who used to drop in the Louisville references on the mothership, but is there another team that people have no clue about but everyone is waiting to drop? I have to give them credit, they beat Miami without their best RB, but how long can this last?

9. Georgia--The Stafford era began with a moderate contraction against UAB, but with Tennessee, Florida and Auburn yet to play, wake me when they are at 9 centimeters, OK?

10. LSU--Did they get screwed by the refs? Not sure, but they have a tough road ahead with games at Tennessee and Florida.

11. Virginia Tech--The second most cupcake schedule (after West Virginia) has the Hokies looking good--At BC? Yawn. Home to Clemson? Riight. At Miami? Only if Larry Coker gives the Hurricanes guns (like this movie) and lets them win that way. At least West Virginia goes to Louisville...

12. Notre Dame--Give Charlie Weis credit for giving Michigan credit, but if Aaron Carter can get a Playboy model to marry him, then I think someone can talk about Brady Quinn's horsefaced sister.

13. Oregon--Does the fact that death threats are involved with the officiating say anything about Oregon's ranking?

14. Iowa--Lucky vs. Good. Syracuse. Iowa State. The Hawkeyes have Ohio State and Michigan in the next 6 weeks...let's talk then.

15. Tennessee--Had a chance against Florida, but taking field goals when you need TD's is always a bad idea. Got really worried about the Vols' chances when Erik Ainge started mocking the Gator Chomp when they went up by 10 points. Bad, bad idea coming off a 5-6 season, Erik.

16. TCU--I know its all about tradition, but have a hard time with a combination of purple and the words "Horned Frogs"...

17. Oklahoma--OK, I know you got screwed, Coach Visor Junior, but still, you shouldn't have been in that situation anyway...you run Adrian Peterson until he falls over, OK?

18. Florida State--If you ever wonder if a coach really doesn't pay attention, see Bobby Bowden versus his son this past weekend.

19. Clemson--Lose at BC, come back and beat FSU in Tallahassee. Can I just put the tinfoil in my hat right now?

20. Boston College--Nice win over BYU after beating Clemson, but you have Va. Tech at home and trips to Florida State and Miami on the schedule...good luck with that.

21. California--You were done in my eyes when you had two mistakes--getting smacked by Tennessee and getting preseason love from this guy.

22. Arizona State--You pick a QB yet? Good--now, you got to Cal this weekend, host Oregon the week after that and then go to USC the week after that--if you are still standing, you deserve all accolades you might get...

23. Nebraska--Does anyone else think that Bill Callahan has the best sense of timing in the world? He could be Art Shell right now...

24. Penn State--When they travel to Ohio State, will Joe Pa tell these thing to get off his lawn or he is going to call the cops?

25. Boise State--Good to see that the Smurf Turfians are doing just fine without their coach...

Thank you, EDSBS.

Seriously, without you, I would have never found the magic that is the Arkansas Tech volleyball team and my new heroine, Dana Florian of the Golden Suns. Better shot of her from last year on that link...

Not a stalking kind of thing, but like I said on EDSBS.com, waiting to see the over/under on how long it takes Matt Leinart to implant her with his evil seed...

Monday, September 18, 2006

This is why Bert Blyleven is great...

Language alert, but nice to see Bert speaking his mind on live TV...

Nice look for the Bruins goalie...

for 2006 but can the team get out of the toilet this year?

A different kind of ass whoopin'...

Just read this live blog set from the Navy-Stanford game...if the announcer had come back talking about not being able to sit down, it would have gotten a bit weird...

New Sabres uniforms--WTF?

Really, I don't think the backlash was going to be this bad, but these white and blue jerseys are going to take some getting used to...but the little numbers on the front are just too out much for me.

Welcome...

Really, welcome to this thing.